Porta-Potty Humor

No doubt about it, porta-potties can be funny…and a lot of other things, too. Here, for your enjoyment, are jokes and cartoons about porta-potties, err uh, portable toilets.

First comes a news photo of a terrible accident…a low-flying aircraft hitting some buildings on the ground.

Low-flying Aircraft Hits Buildings

Low-flying Aircraft Hits Buildings, No Known Casualties

What’s the difference between [politician] and a porta-potty? One’s Full of Shit, and the other is used at construction sites.

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Two young brothers were playing by the river one day. One of the brothers then had this idea to push a Port-a-Potty into the river. So they went ahead and did it.

That night, their dad confronted them about the incident.

“Did you two boys knock a Port-a-Potty into the river?” asked the dad.

“I cannot tell a lie,” admitted the older brother, “we both did the crime.”

“Then you’re both grounded for six months,” ordered the dad.

“But when George Washington chopped down the cherry tree, he told the truth, and he didn’t get into trouble!” insisted the younger brother.

“Well,” replied the dad, “George Washington’s father wasn’t in the tree when George chopped it down!”

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Porta-Pottie on Wheels

Porta-Pottie on Wheels

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Written on the back of the porta-potty delivery truck: “We go where you go ’cause you go where we are!”

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Port-A-Potty company slogan: “We’ll take your crap. Our number one business is your number 2”

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Another Port-A-Pottie company slogan: “‘We’re number one in the number two business.”

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